So John has been trying to break me on the idea of a motorcycle. Every night he is on line looking and drooling. I always told him it better come with a good divorce lawyer because I don't like them. I don't necessarily worry about him, its the other morons on the road that don't realize he's a dad and husband and probably only care about getting home, themselves.
Today, I caved. I told him if he wanted to kiss Jillian Good-Bye every morning for possibly the last time then he could get one!
He is stubborn!
Post your comments please, for better or worse.
Oh, and if you know of any good divorce lawyers, pass those numbers on to my e mail...
5 comments:
No Way Jose....
Jillian asked me to post this for her
Grandma R
That Jillian is a smart cookie! I agree: No motorcycle. No way Jose; no way Juan Tomas.
Grandma Texas
Some terms John should be familiar with:
Donorcycle.
Pavement Surfing.
Brain Bucket.
OTB.
Skid Lid.
SQUID.
Julie, you won't need a divorce lawyer - the motorcycle will get rid of him for you.
Hunter, how did you get to Oregon from the East Coast? Was it red and have 2 wheels?
Well, I knew John when he rode a bike back in Texas. He's fairly cautious and only gets in to wrecks when his roomate hits him from behind. As for someone who has recently completed her motorcycle safety course - I only have a few words to pass along...
John, if you don't get a bike will you donate to my Ducati fund? I'll take a Ducati or a Triumph.
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