Send in your best caption and you could win an evening with the Glam Queen herself. Entries must be received by February 12th, 2009 at midnight in order to notify winner of what time to pick the Queen up on Valentine's Day evening. The evening promises to be a night to remember...
(yes, that's a Run DMC shirt!)
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she's thinking:
"(For) dinner, you ate it, there is none left
It was salty, with butter and it was def
You proceeded to eat it cos you was in the mood
But holmes you did not read it was a can of dog food!
You be illin'"
*note: this does not constitute an entry to the contest, an is not in the running for the "prize".
Guys,
I sent my entry to your e-mail because it is rather lengthy. Unlike Hunty I'm totally in the running for the prize. Hunter you rap like a complete cracker. It's homes,you know short for home boy. home fry,my homey, McHomey. It's rap not a sherlock novel. btw Jillie nice stunner shades. Tia loves you all and misses you hella (rap slang for lots).
Hearts,
Tia
It’s Tricky
This speech is my recital, I think it’s very vital to nursery rhyme that’s
right on time It’s tricky is the title. Even butterflies know,
It’s tricky to nursery rhyme that’s right on time it’s tricky
It’s tricky…it’s tricky (tricky) Tricky (tricky)
It’s tricky to nursery rhyme, to nursery rhyme that’s right on time
It’s tricky tr-tr-tr-tricky (tricky) Trrrrrrrrrrrrricky
I knew this little girlie, she’s sometimes rather surly
Went to her house to bust her out to go to the park early
This girl is really squeezy, all she say is not to please me
So spent some time to nursery rhyme, I said it’s not that easy.
It’s tricky to nursery rhyme that’s right on time it’s tricky
It’s tricky…it’s tricky (tricky) Tricky (tricky)
It’s tricky to nursery rhyme, to nursery rhyme that’s right on time
It’s tricky tr-tr-tr-tricky (tricky) Trrrrrrrrrrrrricky
In Portland kids talk and try to make her rhyme
They really hawk but she just walks because she has no time
And in the city it’s a pity ‘cause she just can’t hide
Tinted glasses don’t mean nothin’; they know she’s inside
It’s tricky to nursery rhyme that’s right on time it’s tricky
It’s tricky…it’s tricky (tricky) Tricky (tricky)
It’s tricky to nursery rhyme, to nursery rhyme that’s right on time
It’s tricky tr-tr-tr-tricky (tricky) Trrrrrrrrrrrrricky
When she wake up the cops take up most all of her time
She’s not singin’ phones not ringin’ cos she made up a rhyme
She’s not braggin but tails are waggin because she’s gone to far
Always sharing what she’s wearing she’s a true superstar.
A girl named Julie follows her every gig she plays, Then John missed her and he
kissed her in an embarrassing way. I ain’t lyin she be crying cos their so goofy,
They even bother her poor owen cause he’s down with she.
It’s tricky to nursery rhyme that’s right on time it’s tricky
It’s tricky…it’s tricky (tricky) Tricky (tricky)
It’s tricky to nursery rhyme, to nursery rhyme that’s right on time
It’s tricky tr-tr-tr-tricky (tricky) Trrrrrrrrrrrrricky
We are not brats we like rugrats but you assume on your own
They offer ice cream and they all dream we’ll just leave it alone
That’s it y’all but we don’t quit, you keep rockin we’ll keep shockin
Cos this is it.
-Tia Becca
Becca,
I appreciate your attempt to review my rap skills, but you only show your own lack of Run DMC familiarity.
Yes, that was a direct quote from Run DMC themselves. Check it on any lyrics page.
I'll be sure to forward your astute criticism of their lyrics to DJ Run and D.M.C.
Far be it from me to tell them how to spell "holmes" - they would know far better than I.
Or you, for that matter, unless you can establish some real street cred of your own - which I would question since your entry above is highly plagiarized.
Oh snap! You got served.
whatever, homes.
B
Miss you Becca!
Look forward to seeing you on Saturday when you come to town to babysit Jillian.
Poor J-bean. She is definitely a queen. But the way that you sell her is totally obscene.
Does Anonymous care to leave a name? Or is dissin the parents really your game? If you don't like what we be sellin, move on, move on. That's to you I'm tellin.
We like to rhyme what we say, I hope you know its all about PLAY. :)
moms and pop JT
To you I'm tellin, chill.
Then listen if you will.
About dissin it was not.
As for leaving my name- oops! Forgot.
Don't like my rhyme? Okay.
But why twist what I say
When it's all about play?
Mom Texas
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